Top 10 signs your Cursillo is going bad...
10. Your sponsor comes to pick you up Thursday night with a roll of duct
tape, a rag and a bottle of either.
9. No key to the mini-bar or expanded cable.
8. Waited two hours with no robe for the security lady who turned out to be
your rector in a dress.
7. Sleep Train calls and wants to come by to pick up the plywood mattresses.
6. When all the palanca from your family says "thank you for the week in
Hawaii, wish you were here."
5. The Assistant Rector can only tell time by holding up two fingers.
4. Your Rector spends the whole time telling you how big his bells are and
then keeps losing them.
3. Music Director keeps changing the batteries in his hearing aid.
2. It takes 10 cooks and two palanca teams to make a pot of oatmeal.
And, the number 1 sign your Cursillo is going bad...
1. Rice paper from reconciliation was the most edible thing all weekend.
Compliments of the Tom Brady sponsored candidates of Team 947, "Walk In His Light" Feb 10 - 13, 2011
